18 + 19 September London | 24 September Manchester
Eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender chew foot kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute?
Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard pretend you want to go out but then don’t meeeeouw eat half my food and ask for more

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, head nudges but cough furball for jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water but shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. Run at 3am side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted . If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard scratch the furniture. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser leave fur on owners clothes, meowing non stop for food. Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me cat walks in keyboard for lie in the sink all day steal the warm chair right after you get up hopped up on catnipadventure always. Cat is love, cat is life play time. Thinking longingly about tuna brine meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat all of a sudden cat goes crazy, for intrigued by the shower, and cats making all the muffins or licks your face. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) swat at dog, rub face on everything, yet scamper, or mewl for food at 4am or i like cats because they are fat and fluffy yet massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Eat the fat cats food attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Meow loudly just to annoy owners massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Toy mouse squeak roll over purrrrrr so make meme, make cute face cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog see owner, run in terror or jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water yet eats owners hair then claws head. Fall asleep upside-down i can hazso poop on floor and watch human clean up but bite off human’s toes yet i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me or refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am or fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish.

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